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Stevensaurusrex (born February 19, 1912) is an American ATRLer. He is best known for stanning for Britney Spears and dragging Beyoncé.
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Steven Armando Leigh Moore (born February 19, 1912), in a festering, roach-infested part of Florida called “Teh Swamp.” It is rumored he was born when pop legend Britney Spears had her first menstrual cycle and threw the Bounty paper towel she used to wipe herself onto a palm tree on the set of the Mickey Mouse Club and thus Steven was conceived.
Steven grew up in the slums of St Louis, Missouri where he sold half-eaten hot dogs to Janet stans on the side of the road. When he was 16, indie music legend Mandy Moore came and saved him from the projects when she made him listen to So Real 12,567,239 times and his soul was then saved. Steven then became an evangelist for the Britney Spears Save a Knee Foundation where he raised $184 trillion to give knee replacement surgeries for homeless, NE.-looking children in Botswana.
Steven’s interests include stanning for Britney Spears and Mandy Moore on ATRL, playing clarinet, studying German, dragging Beyonc@e stans and is also an avid Jurassic Park aficionado. For this last interest it is well known he donated the goat for the first Jurassic Park film from his children’s zoo in Liechtenstein. Rihanna’s brother was never seen again. He also gives a remedial math class to Beyonc5e stans who can’t for the life of them seem to understand Destiny’s Child’s receipts are NOT added to their local fave's.
Steven has recently been spotted canoodling with Jewish trade officer Elijah Steinbergjew despite his long-term relationship with Patrick “******” Moderatorson. He is also rumored to be sending Ella Backstabial a welfare supplement to pay for her liposuction and face lift surgeries.
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WHAT is life?!?!?
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