A convo snippet w/ my mom
Mom: I heard your girl, Katy Perry, was getting a divorce.
Me: yea mom, it's been all over the Internet.
Mom: oh. Well her new song has been playing every hour since it broke news earlier here at home.
Me: THATS awesome!
Mom: how do you take happiness in someone's misery? That's not nice.
Me: (laughs to self) you wouldn't understand.