It was cute when it was one of our men in uniform.

I don't know who he is but I want it to go viral so Gaga can see it.

Buddy, you aren't that slick. We all know it's you.

I mean, no offense, but no one else would really care that much about your school's "winter ball."

And I can't at giving the busiest pop star in the world a 2 weeks notice.