I didn't know about SYG and NHB until i was 3k post deep.... i am also completely lost in the Game's section

What the hell is SYG?

That used to be the only place on ATRL I was in.

I remember when I was 4, my mum just got a brand new Mercedes and in the church I went to, they prayed for the new car and test drove it. Immediately after we finished praying I opened my eyes in surprise to see the car backing up and driving off, I started chasing the car with the some of the congregation running after me, while shouting out "They're stealing my mommys car" and insults like bastard and idiot. The car turned back and lo and behold the pastor stepped out looking very displeased I was so embarrassed, I still remember it like it was yesterday...

I was on a date with some girl, at some open-air cafe two blocks away from her house. So, as we're looking through the menu, i see some random woman waving frantically at us, so i turn to the girl & i'm like, "Who the **** is that mami with a ****ed up weave, and what does she want from us?!?".


While i'm still LOL'ing at the brilliance of my own joke, she turns to me & she's like, "Umm... That's my mum."


She then left 20mins later.She neither called nor texted afterwards either.

OMG

Thanks for making this. I failed my driving test today for the second time and the teacher went crazy and yelled at me.

Getting caught while doing sumthin

When i was 12, I was at school having our class christmas party .while I was drinking pineapple juice I laughed because my friend just told me a funny joke . Then the juice suddently went up my nose and squirted out my nostrils then the juice spilled on our sound system and it shorted out. I have never been so embarrassed.