As 2011 draws to an end, I would like to discuss why each fanbase is unique in it's own right.
Let me start off with
the Navy: First of all I commend you for your middle-high class income and how many of your monies go to the purchase of multiple copies of Rihanna's annual CD releases. You work hard for Rihanna and who knows what her CD sales would look like without YEW purchasing at least 5 copies of each of her CDs. You have learned how to translate whatever the **** your fave and most of your fellow Navy members say. While others can simply pop in tour DVDs and watch their faves perform you strenuously search on Youtube for the latest concert footage filmed from a Nokia. While others get new performances everytime their faves grace a stage, you pretend to be excited to see Rihanna do the same stale ass performance for 3-4 months at a time. The time you dedicate to Mediabase updates and tracking iTunes is impeccable. You gave Ri 11 #1s buying her singles 100+ times. You shouldn't give a **** what these other fanbases have to say about Rihanna not being a farce in the US. The bitch is worldwide and that's all that matters.
Beyhive: You get praise for having to pretend like you like those ratchet ass House of Dereon fashions and that stankin' ass Heat perfume, supporting her husband no matter how ugly he is and much of an asshole he seems like he can be, pretending to even remotely like her sister, Solange's, music, completely ignoring the fact that Mathew didn't father another son and Kelly Rowland, at least trying to entertain Kelly and Michelle, accepting her dry ass weave, having anticipation for all of her interviews when they all sound the same, and being consistent at being inconsistent. You drag for filth. You are filth. You cling tight to those 16 Grammys and you let these bitches know WHY Beyonce is the best thing since the invention of lubricant.
Monsters: I am at a loss for words. First of all, let me start by saying, you go hard for this weird bitch. She has the nerve to call you bitches Monsters and you embrace that ****. Like from what I've gathered and observed she bases this "term of endearment" off of looks and behavior alone yet you continue to let this bitch insult you because it's supposedly out of love. You continue to watch this bitch "perform" killing herself, giving birth to Brandy onstage, just doing the absolute most and calling that **** art. You stand by her though and insist you know what the **** is going on in her performances and videos and frown upon sane ignorant individuals who are artistically inept. Continue to turn the other cheek to this bitch obviously being on drugs but applaud her for this **** because she only does drugs for inspiration and uses this inspiration to consistently give you guys "masterpieces". Praise this Satanic hoe and her Illuminati rituals/sacrifices, I won't lie though, you have to a lot to be proud of. She's an impeccable dancer, singer, fashionista, director, producer... she's a jack of all trades and continues to prove us that you can't let mental illnesses hinder you from chasing your dreams.
Brit-Bots/ Femme Fatales/ Brit Army- I feel for you, but I honor you. You've been with this bitch since day one. She started out dancing like no other and lip-syncing for filth, 10+ years later this bitch moves on stage like a recovering stroke patient with Parkinson's disease struggling to lip IN sync, but you stuck by her. That's what I call weathering the storm. You're always down with this bitch. you show keen interest in all of her interviews and what her label she has to say. I'm going to keep it all the way cute on the Princess of Pop, Miss Britney Jean Spears. She's a legend, because of you guys. She continues to be in the limelight because you continue to act like she's still slaying performances. Let these lesser stanbases know... IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!... She's trailer trash to some, but like they say "One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Would anyone like to add to why these two fanbases are unique and deserve praise?
To be continued, you all deserve some special recognition.
This is the first time I've seen you post in forever.