Booty Luv were dropped from Hed Kandi/Ministry of Sound and they're currently floundering with some independent label. Best believe I would swoop them up and with my help they would secure another Top 10 (Top 20, more likely) UK smash.



And David Archuleta, because I feel there's good money to be made carting him around on the up-and-coming Salt Lake City gay scene and booking gigs at Club MoreMAN.



And The Electric Barbarellas cause I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who watched these homely creatures' MTV reality show, and they're definitely still looking for a label.



And Barbarellas cause I admire the determination of at least two girls from B*Witched. It takes guts to go fot it when you haven't had a hit in a decade. But more importantly, with The Electric Barbarellas also on my roster, there'd be a lot of confusion with the whole similar name thing and hilarity would surely ensue.



And when you've got all-star acts like these, who else do you need?