Well most of the people on this forum will have no problem I guess.

Who cares? I'll just adopt

My partner is a software engineer

Yes! or in my bag



And I rarely put it near my ear/head.

I talk on the phone with a headset most of time.

I didn't read most of the article because medical things gross me out, but Wi-Fi ****s up sperm?

I'm not all too worried though... When my laptop is actually in my lap, I'm using an Ethernet cable, not Wi-Fi... When I'm using my iPod Touch's wi-fi, I'm holding it far enough away from that area... I don't use my iPad often enough for it to have a lasting effect... I don't carry my cell phone on my person either, but that's because nobody ever calls/ texts, not because of health reasons...

Too bad I have super sperm.