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Originally posted by Kaleidoscope
Didn't Mary run for govener of Calafornia?
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Yeah, and she promised to:
-Legalize same-sex marriage
-Tax breast implants
-Make lap-dances tax deductible
-Wire the California Governor's Mansion with live web-cams
-Create a "**** for Pistols" program to reduce the number of handguns
-Be a goodwill ambassador to attract business to the state
-Make those drawing unemployment insurance do jury duty for their pay
-Fight the attacks on the **** industry by John Ashcroft and the U.S. Department of Justice
-Allow bars to stay open until 4:00 A.M.
-Address the AIDS epidemic
,She is the best EVER!
