The last time Julia Roberts' tongue tried to twist out a foreign accent (see: the watered down in **** Irish accent she did in Michael Collins) Ireland almost declared war on our asses, and rightly so. So I'm sure some country is going to hate attack us in the face for the jacked up accent she spits up in the other Snow White movie Mirror, Mirror. I'd tell you which country, but I don't even know what kind of accent she's trying to make. Is it British? Is it Madge-ish? Is it Muppet? Is it the same accent as the one the Google Translate bitch does? Whatever it is, it's ****ed up.
The rest of the trailer for Mirror, Mirror tells me that if I'm ever going to see this mess in full, I better smoke the wrong stuff out of an apple bong beforehand. All nerves will have to be numbed to deal with Julia's face acrobats and her signature horse cackle that still sounds like Woody Woodpecker getting ass ****ed without lube on a seesaw.
Can't we pluck (not punned on purpose) Brow White from this movie and throw her into the one with Charlize Thereon? Then we can stick this mess into ABC Family right between a PSA on cyber bullying and a tampon commercial.
Looks good to me. Julia is really great when it comes to her evil humor so I'm glad they didn't make her to a character that we've known for a very long time. I think Charlize and Julia are both going to nail their roles. I'm not really sure with Lily Collins though, I think she's too weak for the role, but we'll see.
No, Lily Collins and her ****** eyebrows are not on the same level as Kristen Stewart.
This movie is a menstrual stain on the pristine white underwear of Armie Hammer's career.
I wish he had never agreed to this trash, SWATH will be a million times better. Charlize, Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth? Just replace the flop playing the prince with Armie Hammer and you've got the movie of the decade
It looks absolutely ridiculous. Seems like they're trying to make another 'Enchanted' of sorts, where they play around with fairytale stereotypes.. which could either be funny or incredibly cheesy.
Could be a good family movie though, will have to wait and see.
It looks absolutely ridiculous. Seems like they're trying to make another 'Enchanted' of sorts, where they play around with fairytale stereotypes.. which could either be funny or incredibly cheesy.
Could be a good family movie though, will have to wait and see.
I have watched "Enchanted" is it good? I loved "Stardust", and I think Enchanted might be similar?
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I have watched "Enchanted" is it good? I loved "Stardust", and I think Enchanted might be similar?