Yo momma's so fat, when I tried driving around her, I ran out of gas.

YO mama so fat, the bitch brought a spoon to the superbowl. That one always made me chuckle.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she locked herself in the bathroom, she peed in her pants

Yo' momma so black she hold a glass of water and it turned to coffee.

yo mama's so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples (old, but still ).

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the tv I missed 3 commercials

yo mama is so fat that she thinks iMac is a new hamburger at Mcdonalds

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

yo mama's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see wt was on the otha side.

Your momma is so poor that the last time I took out paper plates, she yelled at me for using the good ones