Anyways, the real story why she's in the hospital:
She wrote a poem about how she hates the gays and if she could just wipe them out of this world one sequin at a time, life would be so much easier. Her shemale roommate read it and the shemale gathered her friends of any sorts: donkey dicks, P.F. Chang's dicks, and broccoli dicks. They threw her stones and died happily ever after since her only dream was to be Mary Magdalene. She descends to hell, where she's on the edge again and married the night with Luc.
Storyline by: Interscope Janitor.