Please feast your eyes on this stunning, high quality wedding cake brought to you by queen Sandra Lee! While the other girls of the Food Network slave over a hot oven like some foreign maid, Queen Sandra simply sends her minions to pick up stale, discount cookies from a corner bin in WalMart and VOILA! Anything and everything you could have ever hoped and more.
Also note: If you don't spend more time matching your aprons to your tablescape than the actual cooking process, your considered null and void and are banished to a lifetime of cooking next to Barefoot Contessa.