A mess, but really true. I wouldn't want to pee semen, though.
Me neither...cums too thick it'd probably feel weird. And you'd really need to make sure you were good you don't want any *** leakin ...oh god imagine a public toilet lid full of ***
I used to be obsessed with meeting a cartoon character. I was devastated when my mom said they weren't real... but then "Space Jam" came out and I was like, "Mom, you LIED! There's Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny right THERE! I WILL meet Bugs Bunny, mother. And you will take me to him." True story.
I remember hearing that in ur lifetime you (average human) eat at least 5 spiders in ur sleep...still don't know if this is true or not
That's not true, although it's one of the most persistent legends I've ever heard of. I believed it for the longest time as well. The rumor was completely made up and put on the internet for the whole purpose of proving that people will believe anything they read on the internet I felt stupid when I found out
...oh god imagine a public toilet lid full of *** 
I felt stupid when I found out