Stepmom tried to kick my dad, me, my brother and his gf out of the house for the night when we had nowhere to go.
Why you ask?
It's a funny story.
My dad and her had reservations for dinner at bar/restaurant. The waiter seated them at a table away from the bar, where my father ran into his friends. He wanted a table by the bar where his friends were. She wanted the table away from his friends, because that was where they were assigned. One thing led to another, and that led to an argument in the whole restaurant and then boom bitch is cussing him out saying she wants a divorce on the way home.
Needless to say the next week was awkward as ****.
One time me and my mom were talking seriously about my future and she asked me if I wanted to have kids, I said "Of course" and she was relieved but then I told her "but not in a normal way, I'm only here for in-vitro fetilization, I can't and will never stick my dick in a girl's vagina" and then she slaps me in the face.
