Welcome to the first awards show will we learn to appreciate the bitches we don't appreciate. I, myself, will be hosting with performances by Khia, Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, Christina Aguilera, and Mariah Carey's first performance since birthing her children. We'll be sending around collections plates throughout the ceremony in hopes of booking Queen Ciara next year.

I would first like to receive nominations for our first category, The Nicole Scherzinger You Try but Fail award, awarded to the most deserving individual who tries so hard to fit on ATRL with weak shade and stale tea, but still continue to flop miserably. You may nominate up to 5.

Nicole Scherzinger You Try but Fail Award Nominations:

Ashuduff

And the **** hits the fan...

Sis I went unnoticed for two years. It gets better.

I will be the Adele at the Grammy's of this and sweep everything.

Sis don't worry the Navys are coming up. I think u might get a nod for something don't lack hope.

Oh so no nominations? I see...

I'm still going to get snubbed

Oh.

Sis, No one is even using my awards.

I hope to sweep the awards show.

sign me up

Ch... you bitches will go home empty-handed, cause I'll be cleaning up every category.

sdvf∂gfvhg sad

Finally somewhere I'll be appreciated.

I nominate myself. You bitches will bow in my irrelevancy.

Heheheheh

Celestial was right

I think I have a shot

Everybody can't nominate themselves!