10 bands you shouldn’t listen to if you’re trying to get lucky
Nickelback, king of bands for people who don’t really like music, is a no-no if you’re trying to strike up something amorous.
Don’t listen to Nickelback. Don’t talk about them. Don’t try to replicate the band members’ hairstyles. Just say away.
Nickelback was voted biggest musical turnoff by listeners of Tastebuds.fm, with 13 percent of survey respondents saying this is the band they’d most likely write a date off for liking. Next up on the list? Take a look.
The site also did a breakdown by gender, and pointed out that women are most-often turned off by men who listen to poppy female acts — and that men tend to dislike women who listen to mainstream male acts.
“Guys – were you just letting these female acts off because they’re easy on the eyes?” the Tastebuds.fm write-up muses. “Tsk tsk. Or do we a hint of jealousy from the ladies?”
Couldn’t be that men are jealous of anyone, right? I thought not.
#10: Britney Spears isn't going help you out in the love department. Nearly 4 percent of listeners said she's their top musical turnoff.
#9: Lil Wayne was 4 percent of listeners' most-hated musical act.
#8: Katy Perry might be waking up in Vegas, but you'll be waking up alone. Or so say just over 4 percent of Tastebuds.fm listeners.
#7: Creed. Need I say more? Nearly 5 percent of listeners said it's the worst.
#6: U2 also ranks as the bottom of the musical barrel for nearly 5 percent of listeners. Also bad: Bonos's glasses.
#5: Coldplay, yet another nondescript rock band for people who don't like music. 5 percent say it's the biggest musical turnoff out there.
#4: Ke$ha was also ranked worst by 5 percent of listeners. Maybe it's the dollar sign... maybe it's the music.
#3: Lady Gaga isn't getting you anywhere, said 10 percent of the radio station's voters.
#2: Justin Bieber is as bad as it gets, said 12 percent of listeners. And really, you shouldn't be dating anyone who listens to him -- unless you're also 13 years old.
#1: Nickelback, king of bad music for people who don't like music. 13 percent said it doesn't get any worse.
Everybody on the Internet hates Nickelback and the Biebs. Call me when they do this with real life people who have a chance to get laid in the first place
Another reason why Katy needs to release "Dressin' Up"
Quote:
Saucer of milk, table for 2
You wanna pet my kitty, your such a dirty doggy.
It's your lucky night, cause I'm in the mood,
I'm feeling spicy, I'm feeling real naughty.
Pick a part, you dream it up.
A dark vixen, a Lolita. Oh boy, tell me your fantasy,
Tonight I'm dressing up for you.
at the universal hate Nickelback and Bieber get.
