Yeah, my dumb ass generic name brings up an actor in No Strings Attached, a skateboarder, and Jack Johnson.

Yes, and information relevant to me comes up.

Yes, a long time ago. I found out that There is another Brandon with same last name who plays for the Atlanta Braves. + we have the same birthday And there is another Brandon with the same last name who plays for the TN Titans

Not even your facebook/twitter/ other social networking sites?

I've goggled my name, and a little girl that's missing pops up

Yes, and the first thing that came up is My GPA in my University's site

No apparently I'm too irrelevant for google.

Maybe you were abducted.

Yes. There was a teenage soldier from Indiana in the Civil War with my name. There's also some high school football player and some no-name guitarist with my name. I don't think I'm related to any of them though.

Yep, but my name is Matthew Perry so a bunch of **** for the actor just pops up.

Random pictures of random people from social networking sites, **** and various pictures of Britney Spears come up ugh.

Naw, this particular girl was born with birth defects. I wasn't.

When I google myself, all of my social accounts come up (Facebook, Myspace, Youtube, etc.)
It might be due my unique name

Lucky me gets a religious name and all that pops up are a whole bunch of Hymns and church information...

Is it bad I find this funny?

I am a producer of disco hits, an actor and a photographer.

If I attach my hometown to my name I find a few results that actually pertain to me/things I've done.

My profile pictures coming up in images

A triple threat