The site who's powering the Marry The Night site I made is owned by Lady Gaga and Atom Factory and they promised me when the site gets more than 1,000+ tweets, they will send it to Gaga's management and make it official or something. Plus, I get a domain like www.ladygagapromo.com or something like that.
That's why I'm so excited for this page.
Just get a red leotard (hooded if possible), a long platinum blonde wig, silver visor shades and unusually high - preferrably wedge shoes. Use red lipstick
Oh and if you actually own a Harlequin Great Dane, that would be a GREAT addition to the costume. Two would be even better!
Bit too much to manage though 
A paddling pool maybe? 
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