Simple. When you/if you are asked bluntly "Are you Gay?" or "Do you like boys or girls?". What is your answer? Are you honest? Do you change the subject? Or do you RETALIATE? Well, let's get into it.

"I'm Straight..."
I'm closeted.

Depends on the person. If it is someone I trust, then I'll answer truthfully. If I just met them and such, I'll usually say no or change the subject.

I'll change the topic

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I'm straight.

But I do try and stray away from talking about sexuality as a whole, because I hate offending people.

I say no with a fem voice to keep em wondering

Me too!

I say "I'm straight" then go to another topic.

I laugh & make a "hew are yew" face.

Yes

I normally end up looking somewhere else and mumbling very quietly "nooo...."

"Bisexual. You? "

Then the bitch usually goes all, "... Why are you bi?"

Me: "Why are you... whatever the **** it is you are? "