I don't get phone calls.

**** off.

I don't. Them bitches can leave a message after the damn beep.

Tell em, sis.

If they don't leave a message, that tells me you wanted to waste my damn time, and your call was not important or needed.

BF- 'Dad?'
Friends - 'Hey bitch/Hey ****/Hey girl hey'
Mom - 'Hi Mom'
Father - 'Hi Papa'
Relatives - 'Hello?'
Ex - *plays Rolling In The Deep prior to answering* 'What do you want'.

Yellow.

"Hello?"

Halo

i say my full name. when i know the person i just say "Ja"

Hello if idk who it is, Hey if I know..

I always say "Hello?"

I scream as loud as I can down the phone, they then hang up

If I know the person I answer it with "Hello...?" as in why the hell are you calling me and not texting?
and if I do not know the number I pick up and hang up right away. I do not want my Voicemail filled up(no idea what my password is on it)

Ja? really?