I was told when u start taking it up the booty ur boo boo will forever come out soft and gushy and ur booty will be loose and you will have wet farts for the rest if your life.

Nobody really has any certainty about having a better person in their life until a better person shows up, unexpectedly. I used to feel that way a long time ago about an 'everything', but then I guess I opened my eyes and things changed. It's really sweet he does those things for you, but he still shouldn't make you do something you aren't comfortable with and then threaten to leave you if you don't do it, that's just wrong and insensitive.