IF YOU WERE TO REVISE THIS LIST FOR 2011,What would you change????
Keep it cute,and This was from 2010
Before you get dragged know your stans.
BEYONCE STANS:
By far the worst group to come across. They are obsessive, relentless, aggressive, mean…and I can go on. Understand this, they don’t give a **** about you once you’ve come for Beyonce. They don’t care if you’re mother just died, you’re house burned down, you were involved in a ten car pile up, they’ll drag every bit of your character until you’re damn near ready to hang yourself with your Ethernet cord. This goes for light shade as well. They’ll swarm your Twitter/email/Facebook/Hack your computer/send viruses..etc. Once an offense is committed no amount of apology can undo the hit on your head. They do the most to end your career (see: Keri Hilson). They lock the offense away in their little heads for future reference. If you can help it do your best to not rattle the beasts.
CHRIS BROWN STANS:
In a surprise twist of events, the Chris Brown stans are becoming as aggressive and persistent as the Beyonce stans. The more Chris Brown is denied his right as an artist the more his stans create Twititions and scour the internet for someone to drag. Some of them have even gone as far as to drag Government officials. They use to be a quiet, happy bunch, but because of Chris’s fall from grace they have toughened up and become an outspoken group. You’re most likely to see them swarming in the @replies of Chris’s latest jump off or radio station. Aside from the outside drama they usually find themselves in, it’s admirable for the true fans to fight for their boy, even if they get carried away sometimes.
RIHANNA STANS:
You’re most likely to lose an argument with this group because of the pure delusion they’re often sippin’ on. This group often searches Rihanna’s name in hopes of getting in an argument with someone. They lurk on people’s pages and then send their “navy” to attack. The Rihanna stans love their girl (for reasons unknown), but often they take it above & beyond the extreme. They’re sometimes better than Rihanna’s own P.R. They bring up Billboard & RIAA stats in every argument. Some people in this group make fake hate pages and swarm the comment sections of blogs to start ****. They make up stats when they’re losing an argument. They won’t ever admit to losing an argument, opting to push their point to til the break of dawn. Rihanna stans are sneaky and often do they bandwagon an individual who shares the same enemies as they do. Word of advice, don’t argument with this group it’ll just be a headache and time wasted.
BRITNEY STANS:
A highly delusional group.
LADY GAGA STANS:
This is an emotional group. They’re just getting on their feet when it comes to dragging and some of them are hella good at it. The thing about this group is that most of them drag with kindness. They’ll express their disappointment with the individual, but you never fully see a “ I hate your fuc.ken ass, Imma u up ..!” Some of them do it sure, but they seem to take up after their favorite when it comes to dragging. They are very sensitive, however. Even the slightest shade is the cause for alarm. This group is relatively sweet when it comes to dragging.
CIARA STANS:
This group is funny because not only are they a small group, but they are forgetful. The Ciara stans simply block out “Fantasy Ride” and argue Billboard stats from 10 years ago. They’ll never be as delusional as the Britney stans, but they are sure as hell up there. This group throws words like “iconic” and “legendary” for everything Ciara does. I’d say with this group as much as possible because it’s funny as hell.
ASHANTI STANS:
(See: Ciara stans)
AALIYAH STANS:
This group is melodramatic and highly emotional. If you don’t think Aaliyah was the greatest thing on Earth, they’ll drag. Their drags are drenched with emotion and hurt (which is understandable in a sense). I’d say don’t with this group on principle.
MICHAEL JACKSON STANS:
There’s too many so don’t even try it. They drag in droves and no matter what you say you won’t win and we all know why. The cute will be kept with this group.
KELLY ROWLAND STANS:
This group es and whines yet uses none of that effort to purchase Kelly’s albums/singles. They play the Beyonce/Matty card for everything and uses the most outrageous excuses as to why Kelly constantly flops. This group is disgraceful draggg them to the pits when you can.
JANET STANS:
Janet stans reject the new generation of female singers. They still think it’s 1989 and Rhythm Nation has just been released. Their font usually reeks of pretension and superiority. This group holds onto the Billboard and RIAA stats for dear life and don’t hesitate to remind everyone that Janet broke the barriers for female singers. They often drag any individual who doesn’t think Janet is the creator of music. If this group feels that a female singer is getting too much praise, they drag that individual for dear life. This group drags with their hearts on their sleeves. However, much like the Rihanna stans arguing with Janet stans is nothing but time-wasted.
MARIAH STANS:
Unlike most stan groups, the Lambs don’t always see Mariah with rose-colored glasses. They are quick to point out her mistakes and where she went wrong. Now this doesn’t mean that they don’t drag for their girl, it just means that they genuinely want the best for her. This group often clashes with Mary J. Blige and Whitney stans (for reasons unknown). The Lambs don’t roam too far out of their pasture so if getting them riled up is what you want I wouldn’t bet on it.
CHRISTINA AGUILERA STANS:
Almost exactly like the Janet stans, this group is pretentious and feels entitled to talk **** (for reasons unknown). They hold onto Billboard stats way back to when Lauryn Hill was still stable. This group is not only delusional, but outrageous. They wish death on certain artists who pose a threat to Christina and they often use straw man arguments as to why Christina is flopping out of this world. They believe Christina has the greatest voice of all time and nothing you say will change their mind. However, like the Ciara stans, it’s funny to **** with them to see what excuses they’ll pull out of their asses.
KESHA STANS:
This group thinks Kesha is a legendary artist = (see: Britney stans).
ALICIA KEYS STANS:
Alicia’s stans are sometimes pompous and think they are music connoisseurs. This group believes that because Alicia plays a piano it gives her an exemption from being ridiculed like the other girls. They often that think that the mere mention of the piano playing can put an end to the argument. Alicia’s stans are horrible at dragging so go easy on ‘em.
USHER STANS:
Usher stans are relatively quiet. They don’t always take the bait so trying to get them to argue with you might be a waste of your time. The one thing Usher stans DO often is **** with Tameka Raymond (or whatever her last name is now). They already know that this woman is unstable yet they fill her @replies and DMs with messages that they know will send her over the edge. Often than not it works and they get a good laugh out of it. These stans are pretty chill and not as involved in internet beef.
JUSTIN BIEBER STANS:
This group is horrifically obsessive and weirdly sexual. For a group of pre-teens they will tweet some of the nastiest things I’ve ever seen to this boy, **** that makes me blush. They worship Justin and drag on the drop. You can practically hear the childish giggling through their font when they tweet him. This group swoons over every and anything Justin says. If Justin said he had to take a ****, some of them would kill to be the toilet bowl. They can get unstable when it comes to Justin so I wouldn’t even go through the headache of trying to drag.
KERI STANS:
Just like their favorite, they talk big then disappear when confronted. They don’t drag they just throw little ******** shade on their pages. When they drag, however, they try to display a faux superiority that’ll make you laugh in tears. This group is also known for stretching the truth when it comes to Billboard stats. An argument with them is funny at first then it turns into something sad.
DESTINY’S CHILD STANS:
This group still grasps for straws when it comes to a reunion. They’ll insist that the girls are better off together than as solo artists. DC stans are stuck in so much nostalgia that they refuse to think about anything else, but the girls together. It was admirable back in 2006, it 2010 girls, it’s over.
NICKI MINAJ STANS:
This group gives Nicki so much support that it’s almost sure that she’ll be a big star. They get tattoos, dye their hair, send positive energy her way…etc. They’re nice group so far. Nicki stans don’t have as much as inner drama/arguments as the other stan groups (it’s only a matter of time). They get along with most stan groups. You’re most likely to see them defending their girl against the Kim stans rather than starting unnecessary **** with other groups. I say don’t mess with them b/c they generally play in their own field.
JAY-Z STANS:
This group spends more time on rap blogs then they do on Twitter. They’re usually involved in the same arguments (Who’s the GOAT) so they don’t drift too far from their lane. However, some of them are quick to throw Jay’s wife under the bus if need be. All in all this group stays in their lane.
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