Let me tell you something about Four. We were best friends in middle school, I know right? It's so embarrassing, I don't even... Whatever. So in eighth grade I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Four was like really jealous of him. Like if I would blow four off to hang out with Kyle, four would be all "why didn't you call me back?!" and I'm like " why are you so obsessed with me?" and so for my birthday party which was an all girls pool party, I was like, Four, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian. I mean I couldnt have a lesbian at my party, there were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits! I mean, right, she was a lesbian! So fours mom called my mom and started yelling at her it was so retarded. Then she deleted her ATRL account because no one would talk to her, then she came back on, and all fours hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess Fours on crack.
