gwarl, i look better when i dont glam up. Ma street outfit>>>>>>>>>>

So why did you make yourself look that way?

Aye chick, why you got on my top?

I thought you were a model, Sam? This isn't model material.

She works it betta than you. Maybe it's just that pubic Tangela inspired weave that's throwing me off though.

gwarl, I had it first. u saw that i **** hard in that top, so you tried to emulate, but failed.

She could never. That's a little girl. This is a grown ass woman.

gwarl, if i were u i would lose that glass. Let's go to a hair salon gurl, that hair needs some work done.

Your puny body can't even fill that top like my voluptuous body can. Why you gotta jock my style? Copycat roger that.

gwarl, a grown woman cant even get ha hair together. Why you only straight your pony tails and left tha front hair nappy, dried and too curly?

Whew, plastic surgery did wonders for ha.

Mystic Deeds

At least she looks CUTE. Your face has eyes like you've been through the Great Depression and an open mouth waiting for some Mexican ****. And that cross screams try hard, faux Christian. The kind that has sex in the prayer room during service.

She's cute
I'm SEXY
And you're jealous because you don't have a vagina like me

She's so busted I'm expecting nothing less than a blue waffle, tbh.