I don't get it when guys say getting a boner is so embarrassing. Like.. you can still walk riiighh?

Try walking and there's a big bump on your pants... it's pretty embarassing, as when you piss your pants in Kindergarten.

I jacked off WAY too much back in 08' (the year I started). At summer camp, I was so desperate I did it in a port-o-potty.

Also, I could use the extra inches...

But seriously though, I hate those hormonal imbalances and random boners out of nowhere.

Try waiting a week then doing it.

OMG

That's so nasty!

Yes but it's the imprint that's embarrassing.
I still don't understand why people just don't hold their breaths to get rid of it quickly

i never understand why people use coat or towels to masturbate?
but i get bonner a lot of the time even at church i dont get why but i stood up and put my shirt in the front and start walking like nothing there and if you notice good for you...you are loking to the preties dick on my bodie!!!!!
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OT: But DEAD this reminded me of days back in kindergarten when kids would still wet the bed. We would have naptime and they would pull out these cots that had holes in them. So after the naps, sometimes we'd wake up and see some kid with a giant puddle underneath their cot and they would be crying for filth.

i get so horny all the time

Imagine everybody thinking you're turned on the second they see you, and there's nothing you can do but try your best to hide it. Kind of awkward

Yeah, cause talking to you're friends with a massive lump infront of you're pants is exciting.

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