“No, Beyonce, don’t make me sing. Please no. I was born deaf. No, no, please dear god, no. Don’t let this happen. If there’s a soul in that body, please select someone else. This will be on youtube in ten seconds. Please, no, no, please. Ohhhhh, oohhhh wo-woooooooohhh.”
Sure, it's funny... but why is this even being posted. It's old as hell...
And for anyone who is just now seeing it... if you call yourself a Bey stan, shame on you. If not, I guess it makes sense that you haven't seen it before.
I'm dying 
