LMAO omg! Dying! The girl creeping in the door.

DEAD @ the ken's dressing packets in the paper bowl...was the budget for this rager 40 dollars?

I never noticed that Adele, Joe, and Katie seem really bothered by what's happening on stage BUT Pitbull and Dave seem so into until now.

Looks like pitbull saying mess

I feel so bad for him....

That's what most people around his age, bithday parties look like.

I can't wait to have half eaten Subway subs at my 40th birthday party.

IKR?

Kirk doesn't have time for an elaborate birthday party. He's too busy practicing flimsy talking points for the next heavily rehearsed interview he gives on The O'Reilly Factor. He's too busy consulting Ray Comfort for a got'cha to add to their bananas are an atheists worst nightmare bit. He's too busy GIVING IT ALL UP TO GAWD! HALLELUJAH!

And that bitch in the doorway.... She belongs that thread about scary stories and ****