Y'all ain't ready, but that ain't gonna stop The Federjerk from unleashing his debut album on our fragile ears.
And, the wannabe rapper has hired help in his quest to be an internationally ignored song stylist, employing publicist Tammy Brook of FYI Public Relations, PerezHilton.com has learned.
What more, the "artist" is changing his name and his upcoming record will be merely attributed to K-Fed.
Here is the delicious press-release that was just sent out by Tammy & Co. to announce their new client, K-Fed:
"Dancer, rapper, and co-star of the reality televison show Britney and Kevin: Kevin "K-Fed" Federline. Chaotic released his highly anticipated first single "PopoZao" exclusively through Yahoo! Music Unlimited at the stroke of midnight on January 1, 2006 - and fans have come in droves to his website (http://www.kevinfederline.com) to the tune of 2 million total hits and counting to listen to Federline's Brazilian inspired dance track that is sure to set dance-floors all over the world on fire! Federline's first studio album is due out in Spring 2006, and he's decided to do things his way by releasing the album via the internet - continuing the cyber revolution and the way that music is released and promoted in this day and age."
In other words, no record label was stupid enough to relese Spenderline's album, so he's gots to keep it bootleg and release it himself.
