First - isn't it too early in her career?

Second - Why the **** Toronto?

Third - Lifetime

Sounds good.

At first i thought this said 'BIONIC' i was like.. Hmm how IRONIC. *side-eyes*

This will create so many great gifs.

It may be good.

Wait, do I get it right? They wanna film her life?

Well this looks to be a pile of steaming bollocks. Come in and watch the sobering story of mother monster's tragic life, as she was hunted down and thrown in dustbins by the big bad bullies since age 2, boo hoo, wah wah, transparent and tacky.

There is a small chance this could be good if it is based on Stefani's actual life rather than some tacky sob-story thrown together for insincere interviews.