Sometimes I think I come across as too straight, and I don't even try to purposefully "act straight" (in real life, obviously not on ATRL

). Any cute and clearly gay men I've ever met I've accidentally given dirty looks, probably looking like a vicious homophobe (oops?). I've hooked up with gerls - in the very literal sense of the word, but I don't really have much taste for women.
That, and I'm secretly awaiting the arrival of the HIVaccine. IT'S BEEN 30 EFFING YEARS. Although I'm not really holding my breath.