Buit if this (for any reason) ends up being true:
First thing, OMG
Second thing, more chances for Americano

How embarrassing of Luc to crave attention so badly and tweet that hoping people will feel sorry for him.

1. Lüc
2. BoomKack

She's directing the Bad Kids video with Semi Precious Weapons

Yes!!!
I hope Jeffsus gets promoted in Interscope and fires BoomKack .

The way Jeff is talking, that won't be necessary. It appears BoomKack is annoying a lot of Interscope bigwigs

I'm afraid that some of our little jokes might come true one day...

I can imagine a Government Hooker video with Gaga seducing Barack Obama, David Cameron, Berlusconi, Sarkozy and, to top it all off, Angela Merkel (she is a free bitch, after all)

No & no.

I'm so glad that GaGa's next single is "MTN". Best choice EVER, followed by "Heavy Metal Lover" as the follow up single, and end it with "Schibe".

I have no idea If she does, it wouldn't surprise me if they tried to buy her out of it, though.

So there's still a chance for Scheiße? We can still hope as long as MTN isn't sent for adds right

I shall charge up my fast forward button to see what the future holds for Monsters

I really hope that's true. The woman has absolutely no class. She's a liability at this stage.

I don't think she ever told the fans "to learn German". We (well, at least me) have no real strong evidence of that. I think it was just a rumor tbh.
And of course MTN is the next single. Jeffsus confirmed it.