The Constipation Of Caca (amazon reviews)
Stop eating and re-releasing your albums... We know that you're already a billionaire! But don't need to waste it all on food! girl, stop eating a little maybe you'll get pretty and then you'll start to sing some happy songs, no more crap like "don't forget about us" cuz he'll never leave you if you were thin!! Girl!
by the way, are you really that hungry?? How much more food can you need that you have to re-release your crap album 4 times to win a little more money?? And what's up with the rumors of having a 5th edition? Girl you're only diging yourself a bigger hole! But then again, you're gigantic, and I don't mean in sucessful, I mean really really fat! so you do need a BIG hole! just a notice, great comebacks don't happen to often so don't push your luck girl...
If the album were truly good, it wouldn't need 4 editions of it, it would have gone to sell just as much with only one! Besides, the only reason that it made it to 5x platinum is because die-hard stupid fans bought every single version! and it will continue to buy, until fat Carey reaches diamond status, even if it takes 20 re-releases... I wouldn't be surprised, she's really desperate for some food!
Man oh man Mariah, how can you call this music!? This has to be the worst record of the year. Even worse then Ashlee Simpsons! And please Mariah, enough with these ghetto braindead thugs that you have on some tracks. They should be surving me fast food at a drive thru. Not appearing on songs with you. Your better than that.
These songs are average, but I gave it one star because she's such a cash-in. You can't tell me she's not. You can't tell me that when she travelled 11 places from #15 to #4 this week on the Billboard and when she went 13 places from #47 to #34 in the UK because of the Platinum edition, that she wouldn't have laughed and not said: "Haha, you fools. I honestly only released this fourth edition of the album for your money." Pathetic.
Mariah Carey is the musical equivalent of a muppet. She can't carry a tune with a handle on it. Her songs are all produced by hot "current" trendy producers with rappers added in. She screams, howles, and does everything else but sing. The Grammy's made a horrible decision to nominate this fat, no talent cow. They probably want forgiveness for forgetting her for so long (butterfly album and daydream deserved grammys). Not This Constipation Of Miming !!!
i'm missing the old mariah. the realone.
I feel betrayed. But that's the point, Mariah had to make an alliance with hip hop, r&b... for reviving her faded musical career... But no matter how well this CD sells, her glory moments of her first CD won't come back again. The Emancipation of Mimi is garbage, pure trash. People are blind, Mariah is not innovative. Too many "featuring" songs... Where's her personal touch, her seal? Almost all her songs sound the same. How can people recognize her as the best selling and most successful female artist of all times? That's a big mistake. Please, count the copies again, then talk. And Mariah, retire please, and take some acting classes. You're such a bad actress, and video-clips need to be believable, for they are short films.
This is garbage....what is wrong with the world today. I have never heard a worse CD in my life. Mariah needs to retire or make ****, not music. Any person with good taste in music would rather lop off thier fingers one by one, then listen to this trash. This is the equivalent of Mariah Carey taking a poop and recording it to cd.
Mariah HAS NOT had more #1s than Madonna! OK, I understand. Mariah has had 16 #1s in the US - Madonna has had 12, yadda, yadda, yadda...
Mariah has had two UK #1s and Madonna has had 11. That's just two countries. See, it's proof Madonna is the Ultimate Pop Queen and that worldwide, people enjoy Madonna's music more.
her in real:
her on the cover in picture:
I have also loved Madge duting the American life period, nomather it flopped, it remains my favourite Madonna album.