Why do people always make lame parody threads? *asks imaginary friend*

I don't like her. The bitch is hotter than me.

I had an imaginary friend named "Christina Aguilera"

It's a big huge horse that is golden and stands on its legs and has black armor, and it's an electric pokemon. That's what I used to draw all the time as a kid

Why do people make such lame responses?

Me & Emily are tight.. she's 17 years old & we enjoy jamming to Femme Fatale while drinking our Strawberry Wine Coolers & watching old re-runs of How I Met Your Mother.

I wish I had one as a kid.

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Never had an imaginary friend. I always used to talk and sing to myself though so I guess I had multiple personalities

I actually did my English 102 paper on Sybil

He gives awesome bjs...and terrific in bed! :melryan:

We don't speak anymore.

My first imaginary friend was Blankie (his spirit was inside my blanket)...we did everything together and we did everything together...When I was 7 he died and my mom saw I was having a rough time of it so she gave me a new blanket with Mickey Mouse's bitch ass on it...**** MICKEY IT WASN'T THE SAME MOM WHY DID U THROW OUT MY OLD ONE

Then in first grade I had adopted a puppy named Pretzel...idk where Pretzel is today...dumbass dog ran away when I told his bitch ass to sit down in the playground after recess. When I got back outside all I saw was some fat kid drinking pen ink from some milky pens...

it was a confused guy. and I was his lover.

Jealous :banana8:

I had two TY beanie babies that got married when I was 6...I made them get divorced though because I had the male one beat the **** out of the other one...

oooh...Chris Brown stan from the start...

XtinaStan?



How come ive never seen you here before?