Well I went over to visit him, and he was in his empty spare bedroom playing his grand piano. He greeted me and stepped away to get some drinks. I noticed there were some candles lit. Lilac. My favorite scent. He slowly enters with our drinks, and returns to playing the piano. He notices me standing awkwardly because the room is empty and there's nothing to sit on. He said to just relax on top of the piano, and after a while, he just gave me this look. I returned the look back to him, with a nod. He jumps onto the piano, on top of me. The rest is hard to remember, other than it was the best I ever had... Jk, I'm a virgin.
You're a mess. You've obviously come in contact with the wrong ******* because I beg to differ.
