I'm almost starting to feel bad for Katy She shouldn't have jumped on the crazy outfit bandwagon. Even my dad who doesn't give a rat's ass about pop culture had a laugh about how everyone is trying to copy Gaga's crazy outfits while in the meantime, she is already off doing something completely different.
Did you like this song by Pit Bull feat. Ne-Yo? Then we have one less thing in common! Truly the worst song of the whole evening, it's so bad that I bet Will.I.Am had to mute his TV. Imagine the worst '90s house beat and Uncle Fester coming out in red pants shouting at everybody.
First off, I loved that the celebrities had to crane their necks to watch everything because there were FOUR stages total. Also the creeping panic in Katy Perry's eyes when she realized her clown outfit just wasn't going to cut it this year. The ante had been UPPED.
Poor Katy Perry feebly walked onstage to collect her trophy for Best Video or Whatever for "Firework." She proceeded to congratulate herself for singing such an inspirational song. Not so fast, Katy. The song is fine, but shouting into autotune does not mean you're inspiring people. Cut it out. I'll be easy on her though, because clearly she lives in the shadow of Lady Gaga and tonight marks yet another awards show stolen out from under her. Oh well, Katy Perry can comfort herself with the fact that she's sold a hundred billion records.