I'm so ****ing late but congrats to my motha Bey for her new bundle of joy. I had no access to the internet or phone since the storm hit so you guys can imagine the 50 back flips I did when I saw her pop open he jacket at the end of the VMA performance.
I cannot imagine Bey EVER using the phrase, "My fetus and I." It sounds like some controversial children's picturebook that deals with a woman who is trying to decide whether or not to get an abortion.
She will out of action between one ,and one and a half years after child birth. That has been the average time off for most of the recent female singers after birth of their child. Most of that time is maternal bonding with the child.
YAS!
