Bitch is too damn gorgeous and makes me feel insecure about the looks of my fave.
Bitch's **** are too massive and make me feel insecure about the size of my fave's ****.
Bitch has too many number one singles, making me feel insecure about my fave's lack of them.
Bitch's single sales are untouchable, making me feel pathetic while looking at my fave's sales.
Bitch is unoriginal w/ no artistic merit (Gurls, we all know Ke$ha >>> Katy in terms of quality.)
Bitch gets too much promo on major television shows, while my fave gets them every so often.
Bitch sells out arenas and tour dates effortlessly while my fave has to work to do so.
Bitch is a fugly **** that too many people are trying to make happen and will eventually fade.
Bitch keeps setting the damn pop spin record...and breaking it!
Bitch isn't Michael ****ing Jackson. Nuff Said.