Originally posted by Dancehall Queen

A Gaga stan, much less one who has Highway Unicorn as his NP and in his favorite songs list, has no right to say anything about music, certainly not anything about Queen B anyway.

Kidding. Everyone has different taste. Questioning someone else's is just about the worst thing you could do. If someone likes Bjrok okay, that music speaks to them. Someone likes Justin Bieber tunes, okay that music does it for them. Trying to pass off your taste as somehow better, douche.


Okay done kidding. But actually I think if I were to play for anyone they would agree with you. In fact I was doing some hard core jamming to Pagen Poetry in the car one day and my flop ass friends started attacking her, saying bitch isn't even making sense I started yelling the lyrics in the most monotone voice at them pissing them the hell off and making they asses sit.*

Pointless ramble, but really there's only like a handful or two of users who are really here for her. There's more who are here for Avril, and Nicole Schrzindfshger. At first Björk scared me, bitch why is you turning into a polar bear?! but revisiting her years later from the beginning, Debut and Post, I got into it. She made sense then, her music was very overwhelming to me before those albums. Biophilia is shaping up to be amazing, but maybe one needs to have listened to her before to truly appreciate it. It just seems thought out, like art. It has such a sharp contrast to most of the pop trash I listen to, I love it. Get into that last minute or so of Virus with those hard core chimes symbolizing the virus overtaking the host cell. **

*Typing all ghetto-like is so effing fun, but boy (right after putting boy I wanted to change it to ch..) does it probably make me look ignant (yeah I'm kidding with that, too much.) Also, what could they possibly be doing other then sitting in a moving vehicle.

**Kidding in various points of this paragraph, satire directed at myself. Interestingly enough used what my opinion of what I thought the typical Bjork listener was like in it.

Why is this so long and why do I have footnotes. ***

***Well the first one was an excuse for coming off so pedestrian and just plan dumb, second was to point out that paragraph wasn't completely serious and this one is meant to be funny. This is my kind of funny.

Originally posted by Dancehall Queen

But the **** is a parsnip?

Looks like the poor man neanderthal's version of a carrot.

Originally posted by iHooker

Originally posted by Red

Hence the resemblance...but carrots are not nearly as good.

Originally posted by Dancehall Queen

Erm, I don't mean to be a bitch but wouldn't some thing like "Parsnips and carrots both belong to the same family the whatever it is, or carrot family" make more sense with hence? I mean doesn't hence mean as a result? As a result of them having a resembles they have a resemblance? Sorry Anglaise isn't my first language so I don't follow that well.

Originally posted by Red

Hence can mean "as a result", but it can also mean "from this source", like, say, "They grew up in the Sudan; hence their interest in Nubian art." (Thanks, Free Dictionary!) It can also mean "because of a preceding fact or premise". (Thanks, Merriam-Webster! )

I'm not sure if that helped at all, so let me also add that I was simply pointing out why a parsnip seemed like a "neanderthal's carrot" in my own somewhat grammatically silly way.

Originally posted by Beatfreak