Omg, they dont?!
Jk, but i thought that as well, i still have my doubts tho

Girls have cooties. I still think they do.

Wow, I used to think that too!


When I was younger, my friends and I thought that if you wrote the name of a movie on a blank VHS tape that the movie would be on it. We wrote The Return of Jafar on one and all we saw was snow on the screen. After awhile I told them maybe you have to press record when it's actually on tv. They called me stupid.

I used to think that the world was a tape that God played. I always wondered what would happen if he watched it til the end.

I used to think If I had a TV from Mexico the shows in english would be in spanish.

They do. It's called an STD. (Guys have them too!)



I used to think in order for the baby to start growing in the mother's belly, the mother had to eat a seed from a certain food. That idea stemmed from the belief that watermelons grew in your belly when you ate a watermelon seed.

-Pokemon were real
-I'm gonna be the president
-The moon followed my car
-Cars were alive and had faces in the back & front
-If I drew well enough, my picture would come to life (Spongebob )
-Avril Lavigne had no home
-Babies were made by a machine that sprinkled dust on the mom's stomach and the stork brung the baby once the baby came out of the mom's buttey
-Girls peed from their ass

I used to think Sesame St. was real. I was SO upset when I found out it wasn't.

People on t.v. were IN the t.v.

Clouds are made of cotton candy.

Tom & Jerry is real

And also we could control the time by moving the clock

I thought if I dug a hole far enough I can hit China

They do. It's called diahrrea once a month.

I thought that i could make a machine to be IN the TV. x1000000000
I thought that soup operas were real