NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!! That is too much. I would've died, girl!!

...but that's a virgin opinion

Lawd, that sounds like it was fun.

Death @ you guys stopping everytime security rolled up.

Well my co worker was telling me about this gay guy she knew (this was 2 years ago). I was interested of course and I had seen him in the store. He was cute. Well, one day he came in with his grandmother, and I was walking around before I had to clock in.


Well, he nodded off to me and he went into the bathroom. I figured he didn't want to get caught saying anything to me so I went in. Next thing I know he goes, "I know what you've been saying about me." And he pushed me against the wall and next thing I know his tongue is touching where my tonsils would be were I to have them.

Then I pushed him down onto his knees so y'know, my mouth could have some salvation. He gets his lips onto my dick and his grandmother knocks on the bathroom door asking if he was done yet.

He left.

He then left me voice mails every day for like several months. I never responded.

Lies. No one suggests this song unless they've been doing it for years.

As I said earlier, he kissed like a dementor.

Besides, he was a bit younger than me. Not really here for that.

HAHA I swear it, sis. I've never even kissed a human being.
I've had some chances, but I didn't...

@[S] him tongue raping your nose!!!![/S]

You didn't have to leave him hanging like that, tho. He could the most excellent kisser now.

Ok, I believe you. Lol. How would you want your first kiss to be?

We have sex partners in common now.

They all agree that he's horrible at everything.

Well, at least I'd like it to be with a guy that I want to kiss...
Obviously, if it happens to be the love of my life or something like that, it's a wonderful addition :angel:, but I don't believe in fairytales.

There's a little problem, also: I'm 17, and I'm almost exclusively attracted to older guys.

Edit: emoticon fail

Aw, so he still hasn't improved. Someone better teach him.

SN:
Sis, I thought "tonsils" said "nostrils" which is why I said nose.

ight night every1 thanks for keeping me entertained... nice meetin yas

Haha.

I thought it was weird you said nose cause I was like, "I didn't say adenoids, I said tonsils."

Anywho, I'm thinking about going into complete celibacy.

I'm still crushing on this guy, whom when I speak about him I call him my, "Future husband."

I've crushed on him ever since well this time last year (when dating my ex bf, who then dumped me and me and future husband talked a lot more). He made the break up so much easier to deal with.

He's definitely a keeper.

I see. How old are we talking? 30 - 50 or.... BEYOND?

Goodnight, helloDer! It was nice meeting you, too.

Yes, 30-50. A little less than 30 is ok too

night meeting you too sis.