Jehovah's Witnesses, stop trying to make your religion happen by going from door to door. No one reads the pamphlets anyways.

Cher Lloyd, stop trying to prove you've got "swagger" by releasing a song with the word "swagger" on it. YOU DONT

Producers of the Final Destinations, you need to quit it beyond quitting it.

And while I'm on the subject, Disney, why the hell are you bringing back Lion King IN 3D? No one gives a **** about wildebeest being able to charge in front of your face. Just put that **** on Disney Channel and tell everyone to pick up 3D glasses from Walmart, like normal people would.

STOP trying to make new designs of Facebook chat happen. They're NOT going to happen.

Sarah Palin, stop campaigning to be the next president, it's NOT going to happen so take a seat.

Diddy,pdiddy,or whatever-stop trying ur self be young with grillz and auto tune its not gonna happen

American Idol, stop trying to make your winners happen. The show has been dead for years.

Britney team , stop trying to make Danceney happen. It was cute for a while, but now nobody's buying her image as a pary gurl/Dancefloor queen.

She's the Nicole Scherzinger of politics.

Michelle Bachmann is the Cassie.

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