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Originally posted by Venus
Today I heard police sirens and started singing "Man Down."  |
****ING DEATH! I always start singing it, too.
I was actually thinking the other day that "Man Down" needs to be the new COPS theme song.
Anyway, you know you're a mess when/if:
- You start seriously caring about what people say/think about you on a music forum.
- You find yourself drinking/doing drugs until you blackout on a regular basis.
- You get pregnant at an age where you still aren't legally allowed to have sex in most states/countries.
- You have to start using your toes to count the number of sexual partners you've had, as you've run out of room on your fingers.
- You stan for an artist who hasn't even reached the Bubbling Under charts.
- You still take pictures making the duck face.
- You change the artist(s) you stan for every week when the Billboard charts come out.
- You would seriously consider getting married in a department store.
- Your arrest record is longer than your list of achievements in school/work.
- You claim to be straight, but secretly hit up dudes for sex.
- YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS ALL OF THE TIME TO TRY TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS.
- Your username consists of the words "man" or "down".
I could go on and on.
