Post random situations that would happen if the World were fair

Example 1: J.Lo would be ringing me up at Target because she has no talent

Example 2: I'd be getting a raise

Your turn

If the world were fair I would be out

College would be free
Gays all around the world could marry

The first example...

It is already fair. Lock the thread. now.

I would be a duck.

so basically anyone because they are young who is a cashier has no talent?

She could be a dance instructor at the gym.

School teachers would be paid more due to their role in educating our society's youth.

Everyone would have the same amount of money and living conditions and survival goods.

No more stan wars

Everyone would be bisexual.

If world was fair there wont be anything intresting...
And there wont be gays and bisexuals at all, because fair world is when people think like God think, so that means all would be straight! (No offense, just saying)

It is fair.

WTF? How??

If the world is fair, then why are there homeless people, hungry children, and inequality in the world???

If the world were fair people wouldn't think like this at all

Swag, you know this thread is a mess, right?