This is a haunting photograph taken of a young, disrespectful fuk who failed to say his prayers to the Queen of Choreography and Dance, Laurieann Gibson, before eating some mozzarella sticks. He didn’t mean to offend Lady Gaga’s creator, he just wanted to enjoy some greasy food. As he began to munch away, he heard muffled whispers, and they soon became louder: “Boom….. KACK” “Boom… KACK KACK!!” The voice of a pressed, power hungry dancer filled the boy’s ears and his stomach dropped. This photo was taken only moments before LAG attacked the ignorant fan. Only a few bread crumbs were left.
Remember to always give thanks to our Overlord and the Ever-Creative One, Her Majesty Laurieann. Reblog to show your support and raise awareness. If you don’t, you are a heartless asshole and LAG is going to come for you next!!