Who's Jordan? She's the UK's very own Paris.

Who's the Twins? Well, that's obvious.

Who's the other boob? That's Peter Andre, who might just be the WORST SINGER TO EVER EXIST.

They got hitched in a ceremony even Britney would call tacky:











Thanks to Oh No They Didn't!

Her boobs look like a deformity. Its like if a guy had a 20 inch dick.

LOL< and it gets better!

"...the tacky - sorry, happy - couple took to the dance floor for their first song as man and wife: a pre-recorded duet of A Whole New World sung by... Peter and Jordan. We kid you not."

Ya gotta love the Chavs, when they go tacky THEY GO TACKY.

Pretty People!

I f.ucking hate that bitch with a passion!

if the pics don't work (which they aren't at the moment for me) just click the link and see them all there!

Damn I can't see those pics either here or on the link, it didn't sound that bad though from her description. Reminded me of a barbie in a pink evening gown look?

ugly

Indeed VERY UGLY!!

I think she sounds better than Paris to be honest.

What do you mean? Sounds better?