I'm granting you one night with the celebrity of your dreams. If you could do anything with anyone in the world, what would it be? S&M with Rihanna? Getting pounded by Ryan Reynolds? A freaky threesome with the Jonas Brothers (minus that ugly one)? Or maybe you're the romantic type. Is a picnic by the Eiffel Tower with Taylor Swift or a long walk on the beach with Rafael Nadal perhaps more your speed. Spill the dirty details below—and use your imagination; the best answers may get highlighted in this post.
Ugh, y'all clearly missed the intended humor in this topic (why else would I include that ridiculous Ludacris video in the original post?). Can a mod please delete this flop-ass thread and put it out of its ****ing misery?
I run a cider house and I catch a Mexican apple thief hiding behind the stone mill. He chases me into the tasting room where we are all alone. He doesnt speak much English but he teaches me more about hard cider than I ever learned from my fermenting exams and our PASSION IS SO LOUD THEY CAN HEAR US ALL THE WAY IN THE DISTILLERY .....
I run a cider house and I catch a Mexican apple thief hiding behind the stone mill. He chases me into the tasting room where we are all alone. He doesnt speak much English but he teaches me more about hard cider than I ever learned from my fermenting exams and our PASSION IS SO LOUD THEY CAN HEAR US ALL THE WAY IN THE DISTILLERY .....
