I was in a Dark house/maze, reading The Bible backwards, and the preacher of my church when i was a kid appeared all of the sudden.

I'm interested in both of yours now.

I had a weird dream yesterday, I took a nap and in my dream I took a nap and woke up (from my nap in my nap) and started thinking about going to a lake or something, then I was in a small boat. Thinking about how small boats suck because a shark could just kill you. Then a shark attacked the boat and I lost my friend who was with me and then was kinda drowning and feeling this shark. And then I was back in my bed in my room drowning. Like I kept alternating between the lake and my bed and being awake. I knew I was dreaming and kept trying to yell or move and was struggling to keep my eyes open (when they closed I was back at the lake drowning.) Anyway I woke up after a bit. Sleep paralysis is a bitch.

My weirdest dream that I remember was a few months ago. I was at the UN, Oprah was delivering a speech and I was in the mass of people covering and then she picked the podium up and threw it at the wall behind her, which was made of all windows and it shattered. Then she started barking orders and then I was put in a auditorium with 5 other people and the walls started oozing slime and then Oprah's people came back and murdered the other people, and more slime and then woke up.
I can actually picture this scene in a movie.

*gets to work on screenplay*