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ATRL: Write your own song ;)
Member Since: 1/20/2011
Posts: 1,686
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The Tale of My Sneaky Hair Stylist Lover
- A Ballad
It began on a pointless November night:
I was the most smart musician around,
She was the most sneaky hair stylist.
She was my lover,
My sneaky lover,
My hair stylist.
We used to drive so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to roam together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one night, one pointless night,
We decided to roam too much.
Together we sucked a stripper.
It was hideous, so hideous.
From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so lonely.
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
She rubbed a man.
Alas, a man!
My lover rubbed a man.
It was ample, so ample.
The next day I thought my legs had broken,
I thought my hands had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that night,
That pointless November night.
My hands... ouch!
When I think of that sneaky hair stylist,
That sneaky hair stylist and me.
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Mine is pretty blah but that one line had me in tears!!!
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Member Since: 12/3/2010
Posts: 19,759
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The Tale of The Innocent Gardener Lover by The Thrice Used Tampons
It began on a fast Winter Mid-Day:
I was the most Sexy Prostitute around,
She was the most Innocent Gardener.
She was my Lover,
My Innocent Lover,
My Gardener.
We used to flood so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to eat together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one Mid-Day, one fast Mid-Day,
We decided to eat too much.
Together we ****ed Elmo.
It was smutty, so smutty.
From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so cheap.
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
She orgasmed girl.
Alas, girl!
My Lover orgasmed girl.
It was pure, so pure.
The next day I thought my vajayjay had broken,
I thought my nose had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that Mid-Day,
That fast Winter Mid-Day.
My nose... ouch!
When I think of that Innocent Gardener,
That Innocent Gardener and me.
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Member Since: 1/4/2010
Posts: 4,800
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Fans of The Hunger Games will get it. lmao
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The Tale of My Creepy President Of Panem President Snow
- A Ballad
It began on a soulless Friday Best Time Ever:
I was the most bitchy mockingjay around,
He was the most Creepy President of Panem.
He was my President Snow,
My Creepy President Snow,
My President of Panem.
We used to kill so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to hunt together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one Best Time Ever, one soulless Best Time Ever,
We decided to hunt too much.
Together we Hijacked Peeta.
It was pessimistic, so pessimistic.
From that moment our relationship changed.
He grew so blahh.
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
He Mutilated Finnick.
Alas, Finnick!
My President Snow Mutilated Finnick.
It was unsatisfied, so unsatisfied.
The next day I thought my mouth had broken,
I thought my nose had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, he is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that Best Time Ever,
That soulless Friday Best Time Ever.
My nose... ouch!
When I think of that Creepy President of Panem,
That Creepy President of Panem and me.
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This one is about Gale from THG lmao
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How much does he love snares?
- An Original Song
He gets on with life as a Coal Miner,
He's a Flawless kinda chap.
He likes Snaring on Sundays,
He likes Archery in the week.
He likes to contemplate hunting.
But when he starts to daydream,
His mind turns straight to snares.
Shala la la la la la!
Does he love snares more than hunting?
Does he love snares more than hunting?
He likes to use words like 'Rebellion,'
He likes to use words like 'Catnip.'
He likes to use words about hunting.
But when he stops his talking,
His mind turns straight to snares.
Shala la la la la la!
Does he love snares more than hunting?
Does he love snares more than hunting?
He likes to hang out with Katniss Everdeen,
He likes to kick back with Nobody,
But when left alone,
His mind turns straight to snares.
Shala la la la la la!
Does he love snares more than hunting?
Does he love snares more than hunting?
He's not too fond of Peeta Mellark,
He really hates The Capitol,
But he just thinks back to snares,
And he's happy once again.
Shala la la la la la!
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Member Since: 3/26/2011
Posts: 22,809
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These could all go number one instantly.
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 4/24/2011
Posts: 8,547
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Rih Is God
- An Original Song
They get on with life as a pilot,
They're a b*tchy kinda type.
They like train spotting and playing chess.
They like to contemplate pizza.
But when they start to daydream,
Their mind turns straight to Rihanna.
Oh oh oh!
Do they love Rihanna more than pizza?
Do they love Rihanna more than pizza?
They like to use words like 'Rih is God' and 'biotches.'
They like to use words about pizza.
But when they stop their talking,
Their mind turns straight to Rihanna.
Oh oh oh!
Do they love Rihanna more than pizza?
Do they love Rihanna more than pizza?
They like to hang out with Natalia KILLS and Britney Spears.
But when left alone,
Their mind turns straight to Rihanna.
Oh oh oh!
Do they love Rihanna more than pizza?
Do they love Rihanna more than pizza?
They hate washing dishes and Justin Bieber.
But they just think back to Rihanna,
And they're happy once again.
Oh oh oh!
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I'M DEAD! 
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Member Since: 1/4/2011
Posts: 5,030
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Mine:
OMG
- An Original Song
I get on with life as a Sex Symbol,
I'm a Hot kinda person.
I like Listening to Rihanna and football.
I like to contemplate Rihanna.
But when I start to daydream,
My mind turns straight to S&M.
Oh oh oh!
Do I love S&M more than Rihanna?
Do I love S&M more than Rihanna?
I like to use words like 'OMG' and 'Nooooo.'
I like to use words about Rihanna.
But when I stop my talking,
My mind turns straight to S&M.
Oh oh oh!
Do I love S&M more than Rihanna?
Do I love S&M more than Rihanna?
I like to hang out with Robyn and Fenty.
But when left alone,
My mind turns straight to S&M.
Oh oh oh!
Do I love S&M more than Rihanna?
Do I love S&M more than Rihanna?
I hate Heavy Metal and Vegetables.
But I just think back to S&M,
And I'm happy once again.
Oh oh oh!
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Member Since: 12/1/2010
Posts: 23,572
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The Tale of My Pasty Bus Boy Lover
- A Ballad
It began on an Annoying Fall Dusk:
I was the most Awkward Bus boy around,
He was the most Pasty Bus boy.
He was my Lover,
My Pasty Lover,
My Bus boy.
We used to Write so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to Swim together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one Dusk, one Annoying Dusk,
We decided to Swim too much.
Together we Killed Teacher.
It was Silly, so Silly.
From that moment our relationship changed.
He grew so Sexy.
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
He Copied a Lady Gaga.
Alas, a Lady Gaga!
My Lover Copied a Lady Gaga.
It was Unpredictable, so Unpredictable.
The next day I thought my Dick had broken,
I thought my Testicles had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, he is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that Dusk,
That Annoying Fall Dusk.
My Testicles... ouch!
When I think of that Pasty Bus boy,
That Pasty Bus boy and me.
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Member Since: 6/25/2010
Posts: 18,931
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The Tale of My ****ty **** ****
- A Ballad
It began on a ****y Friday dawn:
I was the most ****y **** around,
He was the most ****ty ****.
He was my ****,
My ****ty ****,
My ****.
We used to get around so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to **** together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one dawn, one ****y dawn,
We decided to **** too much.
Together we ****ed a ****.
It was hoish, so hoish.
From that moment our relationship changed.
He grew so ****y.
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
He thugged a ****.
Alas, a ****!
My **** thugged a ****.
It was *****ish, so *****ish.
The next day I thought my ass had broken,
I thought my dick had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, he is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that dawn,
That ****y Friday dawn.
My dick... ouch!
When I think of that ****ty ****,
That ****ty **** and me.
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Member Since: 12/16/2008
Posts: 59,380
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The Tale of My Cute Doctor Lover
- A Ballad
It began on a beautiful winter's night:
I was the most smart sales manager around,
He was the most cute doctor.
He was my lover,
My cute lover,
My doctor.
We used to look so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to smile together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one night, one beautiful night,
We decided to smile too much.
Together we sing along a Britney Spears.
It was lovely, so lovely.
From that moment our relationship changed.
He grew so funny.
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
He kissed the love of my life.
Alas, the love of my life!
My lover kissed the love of my life.
It was brave, so brave.
The next day I thought my lips had broken,
I thought my arms had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, he is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that night,
That beautiful winter's night.
My arms... ouch!
When I think of that cute doctor,
That cute doctor and me.
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But you better expect this to smash as hard as MHWGO 
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Member Since: 5/26/2010
Posts: 4,712
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This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, Penis in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
I sexed Frank and I liked it
The taste of his Wet Lips
I sexed Frank just to try it
I hope my Vagina don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I sexed Frank and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Steamy people do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I sexed Frank and I liked it
The smell of his Sexy Ass
I sexed Frank just to try it
I hope my Vagina don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I sexed Frank and I liked it
I liked it,
Those boys they are so magical
Wet Lips, Sexy Ass, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent
I sexed Frank and I liked it
The sound of his Hot Cheek
I sexed Frank just to try it
I hope my Vagina don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I sexed Frank and I liked it
I liked it
I liked the feel of his Bothered Face
I liked the feel of his Bothered Face.
OMG LMFAOOO
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Banned
Member Since: 3/7/2011
Posts: 1,181
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Suck My Dick Peter One More Time
- In the Style of Britney Spears
Oh Bumble Berry, Bumble Berry!
Oh Peter, Peter!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
I am the queen!
Give me a sign,
Suck my dick Peter one more time!
Oh Bumble Berry, Bumble Berry!
Oh Paul, Paul!
I'm addicted to you.
Don't you know that you're sexy!
And I love what you do.
Don't you know that you're sexy!
Oh Bumble Berry, Bumble Berry!
Oh Mary, Mary!
I think I did it again,
I made you believe Viginas are disgusting,
Oh Mary!
To masturbate like that is just so typically me.
Oh Bumble Berry, Bumble Berry!
****!.. I did it again!
I sucked a ****!
Oh Bumble Berry, Bumble Berry!
Oh Amy, Amy!
I think I made you believe Kesha sucks.
****!.. You think Kesha sucks.
Oh Bumble Berry, Bumble Berry!
I'm not that yummy!
You see my problem is this,
I see your **** hanging out,
Wishing dicks.
Oh Bumble Berry, Bumble Berry!
Oh Peter, Peter!
Oh Paul, Paul!
Oh Mary, Mary!
Oh Amy, Amy!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
I am the queen!
Give me a sign,
Suck my dick Peter one more time!
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MY OWN SONG!
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Member Since: 7/21/2007
Posts: 13,822
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The Tale of My Beautiful Dancer Crush
- A Ballad
It began on a delightful summer's afternoon:
I was the most handsome singer around,
She was the most beautiful dancer.
She was my crush,
My beautiful crush,
My dancer.
We used to smile so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to laugh together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one afternoon, one delightful afternoon,
We decided to laugh too much.
Together we kissed a girl. Three-way
It was beautiful, so beautiful.
From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so smooth.
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
She pushed a boy.
Alas, a boy!
My crush pushed a boy.
It was hot, so hot.
The next day I thought my eyes had broken,
I thought my hair had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that afternoon,
That delightful summer's afternoon.
My hair... ouch!
When I think of that beautiful dancer,
That beautiful dancer and me.
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