I'm 15 and got drunk for the first time with a bunch of guys (we're all straight) and 2 girls, all older than me by a year or two. All I had was 3 beers and 2 shots and I was ****ing wasted. Major light weight LOL. My friends couldn't belive it. I ended up calling a bunch of people, righting on a bunch of fb walls and writing weird **** everywhere lol, and apparently I was hugging everyone and telling ALL the secrets that all my friends have told me over the years.
That's not that bad. Lol...like 2 months ago my roommate came back blacked out as **** at like 3 am(waking me up if I might add.) He couldn't even walk or do anything, so we put him up on the bed which was up lofted 6 feet in the air with a trash can and he started throwin up. Then his girfriend who was drunk too came in the room and her **** ass was like, "I wanna stay with him. Please can I sleep in here with him." I kept trying to kick her out cause I didn't want them ****ing up the rest of my night, but obviously no one could lift her up cause she was like 250+. So cause her fat ass wouldn't leave the room, I said whatever and she got up on the bed with him. So i go turn out the lights, close my eyes and wait to see if they fall asleep. Like 5 minutes later he starts puking all all over the bed, on the sheets, and all over her, and she's throwin up too. He tries to climb off the bed 6 feet in the air on the part where there isn't a ladder, and ends up making both of them fall off the bed on the floor. So I take the GF to her room, and he wanders off to the bathroom. I go and find him, and he's buttnaked, drawls left in the shower, throwing up in the sink, still blacked out. So I go find him a towel and bring him back to our room. I told him, "You really should change your sheets they're covered in ****." Obviously he didn't hear me so he climbs back up in his bed and falls asleep in his drying vomit. Fun night that was.
My friend's girlfriend and I kissed. My girlfriend and my friend also kissed. But we all thought we're kissing our significant others. We're too ****ed to function that time.
One time when I was, I went upthe table and was jamming to California gurls. Many pictures were taken. Many comments ensued.
But I remember when one of my gay friends go drunk. He had been closeted for so long and he overtook the mic and yelled out "IM GAY! I ****ING LOVE MEN. DICKS FOR LIFE" (he is a light hearted one)
He couldn't even walk or do anything, so we put him up on the bed which was up lofted 6 feet in the air with a trash can and he started throwin up. Then his girfriend who was drunk too came in the room and her **** ass was like, "I wanna stay with him. Please can I sleep in here with him." I kept trying to kick her out cause I didn't want them ****ing up the rest of my night, but obviously no one could lift her up cause she was like 250+. So cause her fat ass wouldn't leave the room, I said whatever and she got up on the bed with him. So i go turn out the lights, close my eyes and wait to see if they fall asleep. Like 5 minutes later he starts puking all all over the bed, on the sheets, and all over her, and she's throwin up too. He tries to climb off the bed 6 feet in the air on the part where there isn't a ladder, and ends up making both of them fall off the bed on the floor. So I take the GF to her room, and he wanders off to the bathroom. I go and find him, and he's buttnaked, drawls left in the shower, throwing up in the sink, still blacked out. So I go find him a towel and bring him back to our room. I told him, "You really should change your sheets they're covered in ****." Obviously he didn't hear me so he climbs back up in his bed and falls asleep in his drying vomit. 
Fun night that was. 
(he is a light hearted one)