In addition to being physically perfect, Megan Fox decided on Thursday evening to take to her official Facebook fan page and be sarcastically flawless, effectively making me (and anyone with eyes) want to jump off of a building in a revolt against the unfairness her mere existence creates in the Universe.
In an album titled "THINGS YOU CAN'T DO WITH YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE BOTOX", perhaps a nod to the negative rumors that she's had plastic surgery, or perhaps to make fun of her uglier, more desperate Hollywood peers, Megan posted four photos of herself making silly faces that just look plain beautiful on someone as stunning as her.
But her face still looks weird, different and stretched out....Just because she can move her face and exclude botox doesn't mean she didn't get lip injections, a face lift, and other types of plastic surgery. Megan, Nice try gerl but chile boo.
